Some of them include:
- Camp Green Lake – isn’t green, no lake and isn’t even a camp
- X-Ray – has bad eyesight
- Zero – knows math, can’t read but recognizes Stanley’s name on the suitcase at the end
- Zero- looked upon as a nobody but is responsible for events that result in discovering the suitcase
- Mr. Pendanski – is a man but has the name “Mom”
- Clyde Livingston - named “Sweet Feet” but had really smelly feet
- Mr. Sir tells Stanley, “This isn’t a Girls Scout camp”. At the end it is converted to one.